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Many people don’t know this, but the “Mustache” was first founded (or should we say “grown”) by Admiral Bertelan Zemustak in 1714 in what is now known as Hungary. The French argue that they invented “le moustache”, while the Italians say the first “mustachio” was grown in Italia. Well, folks, clearly every country wants to [...]
This moleststacher has made escapings from the US of A’s and can be found on beaches in exotics of Asias. He enjoys longs walkings on the beach with small kids, so parents, keep your kids on their leashes as this man has magical powers to entice childrens with candy and “free mustache rides”. In this [...]
“I don’t understand, why did you drink so much last night?” “Because, I HAD to black out.” “That makes no sense, why?” “Because I was a victim of serial moleststaching by two convicted broleststachers. I don’t want to talk about it.”
David Axelrod, Senior Stache Advisor… …helping to bring needed change to the American people.. …and we dig his slight molestchest as well.
Moleststaches in packs of three seem to be the current stache trend of the week.
It’s M0(leststache)vember, y’all! Warning: This moleststache machine may or may not increase your chances of growing a slug on your upper lip.
Joyful joyful joyful joyful. The holiday season overfloweth with happiness, joy and moleststaches, which happen to be wonderful chick magnets for getting that special someone under the mistel toe. Stache spotted at the Metal Bar in the quaint Southwestern Colorado.
This stache was captured at The Bulldog Saloon in the wonderfully amazing Whitefish, Montana. Lots of great stuff going on here. This kind gentleman took of his glasses when asked if he would pose for a photograph, as you can see his croakies hanging off his neck.
Ferocity. And determination. Kirk flaunts his upper lip gift with pride.
Sometimes having a sick stache attracts other men with sick stache(s). They sneak up from behind, usually wear vests, stand there and act rad. Happens to me all time.