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Buffalo Billeststache

Master Moleststacher — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:59:21 +0000

Navy Seamenstache

Master Moleststacher — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:57:03 +0000

Many people don’t know this, but the “Mustache” was first founded (or should we say “grown”) by Admiral Bertelan Zemustak in 1714 in what is now known as Hungary. The French argue that they invented “le moustache”, while the Italians say the first “mustachio” was grown in Italia. Well, folks, clearly every country wants to lay claim to the title of mustache inventor. Here is what we do know: mustaches have always gone hand in hand (and “hair in hair”), with members of the armed services, regardless of what country you are from; secondly, and most importantly, the United States invented the “Moleststache” as we know it today. Pictured below are five proud and glorious military seamen, including one fine Dave Madmoleststacher, during their 6:30am must-ache-er. We salute you and god bless Amerka, and the stache that I love!

Tropicoleststacher

Master Moleststacher — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:28:07 +0000

This moleststacher has made escapings from the US of A’s and can be found on beaches in exotics of Asias. He enjoys longs walkings on the beach with small kids, so parents, keep your kids on their leashes as this man has magical powers to entice childrens with candy and “free mustache rides”. In this photo, he makes dry humpings of ancient relic pieces. Very bad.

Serial Broleststachers

Master Moleststacher — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:13:07 +0000

“I don’t understand, why did you drink so much last night?”

“Because, I HAD to black out.”

“That makes no sense, why?”

“Because I was a victim of serial moleststaching by two convicted broleststachers. I don’t want to talk about it.”

change.moleststache.gov

Master Moleststacher — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:57:54 +0000

David Axelrod, Senior Stache Advisor…

…helping to bring needed change to the American people..

…and we dig his slight molestchest as well.

Ho, ho, holeststache!

Master Moleststacher — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:39:05 +0000

Moleststaches in packs of three seem to be the current stache trend of the week.

3 x the moleststache

Master Moleststacher — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:05:30 +0000

Stachy, Stachier, Stachiest (thanks Naomi!)

Moleststachevember

Master Moleststacher — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:09:59 +0000

It’s M0(leststache)vember, y’all!

Warning: This moleststache machine may or may not increase your chances of growing a slug on your upper lip.

Bowlestsache

Master Moleststacher — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:26:44 +0000

Where young moleststaches like to find their unsuspecting prey.

Have a hot cup of CopStache

Master Moleststacher — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:00:43 +0000

Do you know how fast you were shaving?

Kiss Me Under the Molestsache-toe

Master Moleststacher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:45:31 +0000

Joyful joyful joyful joyful. The holiday season overfloweth with happiness, joy and moleststaches, which happen to be wonderful chick magnets for getting that special someone under the mistel toe.

Stache spotted at the Metal Bar in the quaint Southwestern Colorado.

Moleststachetana, USA

Master Moleststacher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:58:45 +0000

This stache was captured at The Bulldog Saloon in the wonderfully amazing Whitefish, Montana. Lots of great stuff going on here. This kind gentleman took of his glasses when asked if he would pose for a photograph, as you can see his croakies hanging off his neck.

4-Wheel Drive Moleststache Ride

Master Moleststacher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:57:13 +0000

Ferocity. And determination.
Kirk flaunts his upper lip gift with pride.

Hey Buddy, lookout, behind you!

Master Moleststacher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:42:17 +0000

Sometimes having a sick stache attracts other men with sick stache(s). They sneak up from behind, usually wear vests, stand there and act rad. Happens to me all time.

What kind of party was this? It doesn’t matter

Master Moleststacher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:39:11 +0000

That dude next to you is soooo jealous.