Navy Seamenstache

Many people don’t know this, but the “Mustache” was first founded (or should we say “grown”) by  Admiral Bertelan Zemustak in 1714 in what is now known as Hungary. The French argue that they invented “le moustache”, while the Italians say the first “mustachio” was grown in Italia. Well, folks, clearly every country wants to lay claim to the title of mustache inventor. Here is what we do know: mustaches have always gone hand in hand (and “hair in hair”), with members of the armed services, regardless of what country you are from;  secondly, and most importantly, the United States invented the “Moleststache” as we know it today. Pictured below are five proud and glorious military seamen, including one fine Dave Madmoleststacher, during their 6:30am must-ache-er. We salute you and god bless Amerka, and the stache that I love!

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