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He will kick your ass in any trivia contest.
You didn’t even see that dip in, did you?
Not that your stache needed anything more, bro – but I hope you recycled all the razors it took to make your chest totally awesome.
Registration, Insurance and moleststacheID, please. Thanks.
A warm welcome to the new Chief of Police for the LAPD. This is a wonderful shape. Not too long and perfectly thick. Thanks to @jeremyoberstein for the tip.
From the sender: A friend commented on this picture on Facebook with one word: Molestache. No idea what the hell he was referring to. Now I know
No, mom, I swear, he’s really nice! I like his facial hair, it’s tres chic! Yes, he does cut his hair and shave! Yes, mom, its supposed to look like that! This stache was captured in the wonderful Boulder, Colorado. The owner of this stache enjoys long walks on the beach, blacking out and making [...]
There is no doubt this is a fitting first moleststache pic. We got the Molest AND the Stache. Step away from the mannequin, “Tom”. Remember the first time you saw a mustache? I do. It was Three Men and A Little Lady, a family-fun cinematic masterpiece. I would like to thank this film for introducing [...]